You’re looking for love from someone that doesn’t care
And you’re seeking justice from a system that isn’t fair

You’re craving attention but people turn away
And you’re struggling with the idea that you might be gay

You’re begging for acceptance, but just don’t fit
Cast aside by a world that doesn’t give a shit

You’re a friend turned enemy
That’s not the way it has to be
All you have to do is…

Don’t be a dick! x4

That smile on your face hides hate underground
Put me down to others when I’m not around

Happiness is never just a win/loss game
When you’re feeling down I am not to blame

Try to compensate for all of your inadequacies
Looking for a scapegoat for all your petty jealousies

You’re a friend turned enemy
That’s not the way it has to be
All you have to do is…

Don’t be a dick! x8

Oh no, Something’s gonna blow
Can’t take your bullshit, or your huge ego
So sad, your life is really bad
Crumbling all around you, the worst you’ve ever had

Oh no, Something’s gonna blow
Can’t take your bullshit, or your huge ego
So sad, your life is really bad
Crumbling all around you, the worst you’ve ever had

Last chance, Do your little dance
Get your act together, Or I’ll kick you in the pants
Last chance, Do your little dance
Get your act together, Or I’ll kick you in the pants

And your life is a shit-storm of misery

Mommy is drunk and your Daddy ran away
Drown in your sorrows to make it seem okay
No one ever loved you and your doggy died
Do us all a favor and commit suicide

Second chances are for losers given by the weak
Put your foot in your mouth every time you speak
You betrayed me you dirty little snitch
Check your pants for a pussy ‘cause you’re acting like a bitch

You’re a friend turned enemy
That’s not the way it has to be
All you have to do is…

Don’t be a dick x4

There once was a time where I trusted you
Earn back my respect or we’re really through

You’re a friend turned enemy
That’s not the way it has to be
All you have to do is…

Don’t be a dick! x4

Don’t be a dick
You fucking prick
You make me sick
Don’t be a dick